A Tale Of Nonsense

Come! let me decieve you
With gown and beret
Of innocence like born-again christians

Come!
‘Cos I’m at the point
Where the three eyed owl
Will narrate the happenings
At the carnival of follies in
The land of the snakes
Where president of my state was
A comical cowboy

I was there as well
So intoxicated with
The beer brewed from
Sweat of grasses and
Tears of insects and

Yes, I was There so intoxicated
I told Mrs. History:
“Excuse me dance.”

She vexed
She was more than sixty
She told me how she first mothered me
In 1343

Being a spoilt prince
Who played with limousines
As toys in 1343

Who gambled with golds
At gladiators den in 1343

Who loved to rinse his hands
In fountain of liquors
After meal after meal in 1343

Mrs. History vexed and reminded me
How I loved to sit on air
For air were growing as trees
In 1343

She reminded me
How I loved to sit on air
And watch the rivers turn grey in the morning
And indigo in the evening
Then black at night in 1343

She reminded me of how
I used to reach for heaven with ladder I borrowed
From Mr. Horrock
As to break block and lick it
Because
Heaven used to be glacier
In 1343

So before you get carried away by this tale
Don’t forget this tale is titled
“A Tale of Nonsense”
In case you want to tell someone else.

Samuel C. Enunwa aka samueldpoetry

Solar Panel


A solar panel is a device that is needed to absorb energy from the sun as a way to generate heat or in a lot of cases electricity. It is also referred to as a photovoltaic cell since it is constructed of many cells that are used to convert the light from sunlight into electricity. The only raw material for these residential solar panels is the sun. it is made in such a way that the cells face the sun so as to enable maximum absorption of the sun rays. The greater the energy from the sun is, the more the electricity that's generated. Solar panels are used in many homesteads in the world due to their many pros which are far more than cons. Some of these pros are discussed below.

One very important advantage regarding using solar panels is that they just don't emit any gases that are standard in green houses. The panels tend not to emit any smoke, chemical or heavy metals which might be risk factors to human well being. Solar panels are therefore environmental friendly in comparison to burning of fossil fuels to create energy. This is very essential since carbon emissions are harmful and avoiding their emission allows in safeguarding our present and future environment. Being environment friendly is important because the government is constantly coming up with ways to control global warming and using solar panels is a terrific way to start. The solar panels therefore maintain a clean setting plus they leave the air fresh. Furthermore they help in prevention of countless cancer incidences. This is because some products from some types of energy like nuclear energy happen to be said to cause cancer caused by initiation of

Easy Method To Resolve An Uninstalled Google Play Store Problem




Let me remind you that Google Play, which was originally born and referred to by Google as the Android Market, is Google's official store and portal for Android apps, games and other content for your Android-powered phone or tablet. Just as Apple has its App Store, Google has the Google Play Store

Smartphones, tablets, android TVs, android cars, android watches are few examples of devices that carry an android operating system (OS).

With the proper installation of the Google Play Store, every android user has the benefit of making his/her device what he/she wants it to be. All that is required is an internet connection and a single click but what if the Google Play Store is missing?

How Can You Recover it? How Can You Re-install The Google Play Store?

Maybe due to a slow running of you device, excess underground running or due to a viral infection; you found yourself deleting your Google Play among other apps.

In most cases, the recovery is always a problem. Some people may advice you to download a new one which might be very difficult to achieve. Some might even ask you to get an android SDK and manipulate the configuration of your device. Often times, an erroneous manipulation could crash the device.

I have a sure solution for you. What is it?

1) Find someone around who uses an android device.

2) Connect to the person's device through Bluetooth, Xender, Flash Share, etc.

3) Send Mobogenie from the person's device to your device.

4) Install and Open the Mobogenie and your troubles are gone.

Mobogenie is a reliable substitute any one use in place of Google Play Store.


How Can A Man Earn 50K A Month And Be Comfortable?

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How can he?
When his wife is full-house wife
and his Nissan Sunny is
overflowing

Barbering is once in a week
dry-cleaners dry his clothes every week
waste management fee,
vigillantee fee and electronic bill,
DSTV subsciption to place his family
among modern demeanor;
for God sake!
How will he be
coping with 50k a month under unbelieveable expenses?

Feeding wife and a boy of six
and a girl of three years old
outstanding loans
Club-9 monthly dues
miscellaneous spendings
and giving to the cripples on the street,
and to any far away close friend
who is financially crawling

The man earning 50k is in trouble;
NHIS deducted
pension fund deducted
co-operative savings deducted
Christmas and New Year saving deducted too,
he's left with nothing tangible
except the Grace of God.

Samuel C. Enunwa aka samueldpoetry

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Hubpages And Who Will Pay?

Poetry,
this act of tiling words in lines and verses
to water any withered soul or soul
denied some water to taste

Nothing I wish should cast me
away from precious poetic garden,
O Lord.
For if the cook shall eat of the cuisine,
let the bard eat of the bard

And if the farmer shall reap of the farm,
let the poet reap of the poetry too

No attitude.
Handsome will always find beauty
and monster will always find monstress

The reward of poet remains poetess and plus

Hubpages and who will pay my poetic post?
They said writersrelief is the place
I was asked to check amaze cinquain
goblinfruit and the likes

Isn't this a gambling game?
Which should I choose?
Which works better than which?
I do not know.

Samuel C. Enunwa aka samueldpoetry

Rearing Profitable Things People Hardly Rear

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I'm here to tell you what you know, or what you think you know but you don't know or what you'll realise, at this moment, this' your first time of knowing it.

It's business under agriculture. Businesses under agriculture are now a trend, they are found everywhere these days like the MTN umbrella. People are so into them not excluding graduates with already paid jobs.

Asking me why it now seems a waste of time? It's because all and sundry know that agric businesses are highly lucrative; sure money back is what they are.

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But the only problem, at hand, is congestion brought by monotony. Many heads are now facing one direction after google search has fed them with how to start a poultry business. Imagine how many people are into the business of rearing broiler today while other opportunities are yet to be harnessed.

So let me remind you, if you have forgotten, that the scripture noted that people perish because they lack the know-how to survive with ease (don't judge me, it's not a quote but a reference).

Now that you're here today, I have some agric business ideas you must have been underestimating but worth going into and make your own money from them while many hustle for coins on "broiler".

Take tortoise, for instance.
Do you know you can rear tortoise and make good money? (don't take my words for a Tales-by-Moonlight story); though, the buyers are the herb and shrub seller. You can rear it with no money required if you reside where there is free access to ripe banana and some vegs. You can visit research institutes to further learn how to go about it and you'll make money and be glad you did. The required magic is a male and female tortoise that will produce offsprings generating you revenue after 8months.

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You're familiar with bee rearing but timidity has never made you go into it. Ah! Believe me, you're really missing out. Because bee rearing is a simple business disguising to be so difficult.
If it's not simple, how come my dad and I had done the bee rearing stuff with just ten abandoned iron drums and had harvested kegs of honey?

You should consider duckery. That person in your vicinity whom you testified has been making huge profit from piggery than everyone else might be complementing his/her piggery business with duckery; look closely because piggery and duckery go hand-in-hand if you don't know then that's the whats-up.

Rabbit rearing can not go unmentioned becauses my university days hold the prove of its profitability. Back then, rabbit rearing was my vocational studies. A noiseless business_ if you care to know, it's never cost intensive, and with reasonable ROI (Return On Investment).

I've not even revealed some unknown secrets about rearing of quails, I've not mentioned grasscutter business, catfish business, rearing of silkworm, vermiculturing (the rearing of worms; edible and non-edible ones) There's more to say even though I'll call it a day.

I know you have some contributions to make, please, look for the comment box and say something. It will add to the knowledge on ground or even put correct to any mistake you've found in this post.
I you want to get some of the animals mentioned to start your own business or you want to inquire one-on-one about things said then send message via the contact form.

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How To Easily Cure Your Ligament Injury


I assume you know what ligament is but in case you have forgotten your biology, ligament is the band of strong tissue that holds bones together and aids adequate movement and assured balancing.

There are so many things that can cause your ligament to require repair:
A = over stretching
B = over landing
C = over heating
D = over slipping
E = over aging
F = over working

OVER WORKING reminds me of a man I know, he was a footballer. He had a goal or target of having a heavy kick anytime he kicked the ball. It led him to pack sandand fill a ball in place of air; every morning he would kick the sandy ball. He over worked his leg and one day over slipped which made him over stretched today he walks with staff because he couldn't afford ligament reconstruction.

HOW TO SELF-REPAIR

Taking knee as a case study, if you dislocate your knee:
1= take a pain killer
2 = use massage cream
3 = bandage it
4 = wear a knee band
5 = rest it on succulent substance line folded wet towel
6 = gentlely stretch and fold it in order to exercise it
7 = after a month without improvement, consult specialist to hear what the next step to take.

Samuel C Enunwa aka samuelueldpoetry

Ways To Display Twitter Feed In Your Website Or Blog


Actually this is as simple as A-B-C I'm not exaggerating. You won't know the miracle of twitter till you learn it.

It is no lie that twitter is the most popular business social network site; take it or leave it. Twitter has used it brevity to beat the rest ( Facebook included).

Without wasting much time on tautology, if you have been longing to know how your twitter feeds can smoothly be running in your blog or website, thank God because Godknows is ready to bake it out without adding much sugar.

Firstly, you must have a twitter account. e.g: twitter.com/you.

Secondly, you must change your privacy setting to "public".

Then visit your website and find the appropriate API. API means Application Plug-In. If your website or blog refers to it as widget, then search for the one built to display you twitter feed in your website or blog.

After you have found it, install it in your website.

The next step is to go back to twitter but this time, you are going to visit the application developer page of twitter. That is where you will be able to create your application which will be displaying your twitter feeds in your website.

If your app is done correctly, by the time you visit your website admin page and fill in the necessary request box in your API.

When you view your home page, you will find your twitter feed running smoothly in your website. The API I will like to recommend is POWr.

The benefit of running twitter feed in your website is that it helps your site SEO. It also adds beauty to your website. It make people follow you on twitter with a single click from your website without the stress of visiting twitter to search for you.

The upcoming post will show you how you can create a befitting twitter app in 5 steps.

Enjoy!

FAO

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Fao far far fellow friends
in whom I’ve found no foe
like falcons, foxes and false friends
though farther farther I fly
‘cos fate has fared my fights
to Florida, Finland and France
as a philantropist and a friend
where the french and the finns are free
O! You’re my friends, I can’t forget,
my far far fellow friends
our fluids had streamed farms and forests
that’s why your friendship in skull
flavors fervently my memory
yes, I can’t forget
Come My Fames! Come My Falls!
My Friends In Tatters Are Friends In Fineries.


Samuel C. Enunwa aka samueldpoetry

What Is Love?

Love is the cassidy of my soul
My J. Lo
Come be my rhymzo
In bikini
You will ride my limo
Because
I love you.

Samuel C. Enunwa aka samueldpoetry 


How To Be Brilliant


If you want to be BRILLIANT,

You must be solution-oriented.

You must understand that wealth is not what you possess but what you have encourged others to possess.

You must be able to merge the old plus the new to create a brand new.

You must be willing to cast your net into the sea whenever a wise man asks you to.

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You must always use consistency to fight heartbreak and laziness.

You must only cast your dice whenever you're confused but never you take the outcome of the dice to be a genuine result.

You must be a lover of adventures and reasonable risk-taken.

You must use the Power of Love as one source of motivation.

You must understand that the enemies are fighting themselves; not you. The wickeds are hurting themselves; not you. The envious are demoralising themselves; not you.

It is hard to live without judging others, since that is the only way to decide what is right from wrong; but you must only pass judgement within your heart without letting it out.

Life is a prison, you're the scofield. The only way to break out is to form alliance with Sucre, T-Bag, and seek the assistance of Dr. Sarah Tancredi.

Or maybe there better ways to be brilliant.

Incomparable

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They say Usher dances superb
can Usher beat the dancing of a smoking firewood?

They say crows sound like cock crow,
can the crows and cock crows be the same?

Will the sheep go to heaven
while the fish burn in hell
for fishes feed on fishes to live?

The spirit of God and the spirit of darkness
always walking on wings
are they compatible or comparable
to be candid?

Who wants butterfly and the fly to race in flying?

Who wants snail and the ram to fight with horns?

Millipede and centipede are running a race;
we already know who will win

So, God bless you and God bless me
will our blessing hold equality?
Why are we competing?

Tortoise walks slowly, beetles stride slowly
they both thrive in decay
and both respire the same way;
they both carry helmet on their heads
like a motorcyclist

But are not the same
don't compare herds with herds
don't compare head to head
don't compare achievement
just believe this poem
they're never the same.

Samuel C. Enunwa aka samueldpoetry

Bisola

POETIC DIGEST: Wand: it's an instrument for remoting the actions of others


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Bisola, you're a beauty I can't define.
Beautiful waist, beautiful skin like penguine,
your fore-fore-fathers must have been from India
I can't deny, you're more than a queen
and that is why, married men call you sweet sixteen.
You live in Bodija, you dress like an Indian,
you love to wear sash and love to wear gown
you're such a precious crown. I love your cooking
I hear guys complaining, you flirt around.
Only a stupid clown will be thinking
a beautiful girl like you can be for a man like them.
You are a magma. You make men mad.
You are a search engine; you are like google
an unbelieveable important boo
and each time I see you
I thank God
you grew up with tooth decay
the tooth decay
your beauty has turned to chocolate;
men love licking it
and me too
I do.



Samuel C. Enunwa aka samueldpoetry

What Is Forex Trading?

In its simplest form foreign exchange refers to money which is denominated in the currency other than your personal. For example, if an individual exchanges his very own currency for the currency associated with another nation then he acquires foreign exchange. Of course we often think of foreign exchange in terms of tourism and many people will have traveled abroad either on christmas or for business and exchanged currency on arrival at our destination to repay hotel and restaurant bills in addition to for taxis, sightseeing and shopping. However, foreign exchange is not simply limited towards the relatively small sums of money handled by tourists, but applies equally to larger transactions for example the exchange of hundreds of numerous US dollars when a US ALL company buys another company which is based overseas.

Broadly speaking, the united states any money which is denominated within the currency of another nation would be termed as foreign exchange and it is important to keep in mind that we are not always talking here about cash. foreign exchange can also consist of money which can be available through a loan (such as a credit card) or that is held such as traveler's checks. In other terms, we still talk about foreign exchange for any negotiable instrument that is denominated in a currency in addition to the US dollar.

When we talk however about the foreign exchange market we are not really related to the exchange of small sums of currency by tourists, but will be using foreign currency which is sold between an international network of foreign exchange dealers and is normally exchanged in what many people would see as being large sums of money. For instance, one of main players in fx trading is the major banking institutions and here a US bank may need Japanese yen and thus downpayment several million US dollars using a Japanese bank in exchange regarding Japanese yen.

Today an increasing number of small investors have the ability to participate in the foreign exchange markets and benefit from the gains to be made as the values of national currencies rise and fall against one other. In general however the private forex trader does not himself deal in large sums of money but will be able to trade by working through brokers who are themselves major players on the market.

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Your Brain Is Long Overdue

I'm a human being 

You're still asking I'm of which country 
We're of the same one 

You're still asking I'm of which religion 
We're of the same one 

You're then asking I'm of which communion 
We're of the same one 

You're now asking if I'm born again or not 
What question is that, are you insane? 

Madam! 
You know 
I need this job 
Please, judge my certificate 

Why use religion a weapon 
To discriminate? 

I swear 
Your brain is long overdue 
You need to take shampoo 
And wash off your brain 
Like hair

How Good Is Your Haiku Style?

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Haiku (俳句 haikai verse?)About this sound listen  (no separate plural form) is a very short form of Japanese poetry typically characterised by three qualities:
  • The essence of haiku is “cutting” (kiru).[1] This is often represented by the juxtaposition of two images or ideas and a kireji (“cutting word”) between them,[2]a kind of verbal punctuation mark which signals the moment of separation and colors the manner in which the juxtaposed elements are related.
  • Traditional haiku consist of 17 on (also known as morae), in three phrases of 5, 7 and 5 on respectively.[3]
  • kigo (seasonal reference), usually drawn from a saijiki, an extensive but defined list of such words.
Example:
Basho Matsuo
Here are three examples of the haiku of Basho Matsuo, the first great poet of haiku in the 1600s:
An old silent pond…
A frog jumps into the pond,
splash! Silence again.

Autumn moonlight—
a worm digs silently
into the chestnut.

Lightning flash—
what I thought were faces
are plumes of pampas grass.

What Makes A Good Poet?

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My interest is really in this
could it be a hairy person
Must he know the life in prison
like Chris Abani for instance
or the famous white bearded man?
Maybe complexity makes a good poet
or maybe the master of imagery?
My interest is in what makes a good poet,
a good bard, a good muse, a good poetess
I know the renaissance will credit themselves
I’m sure the free versers will raise their hands
the traditionalist sijo, tanka
and haiku moguls will raise hands
claiming a good poet
be candid
to possess an editor
does it make a good poet?
To share poems with friends
does it make a good poet?
To have a published anthology with catchy title
does it make a good poet?
What makes a good poet?
Samuel C. Enunwa aka samueldpoetry

The Little Plant

THE LITTLE PLANT (poet is unknown)

In the heart of a seed,
Buried deep, so deep
A dear little plant
Lay fast asleep
"Wake," said the sunshine

"And creep to the light;"

A Bird's Thoughts

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This beautiful post teaches a sweet lesson. It teaches that life is beyond what we think it is. If we dare to look further, we will see better pasture beyond our comfort nose. This poem teaches us not to be like a bird confined in a round small nest.

The author of this great poem, I do not know but I found the poem in a textbook for primary school.

A BIRD'S THOUGHTS

I lived first in a little house,
And lived there very well
I thought the world was small and round
And made of pale, blue shell

I lived next in a little nest,
Nor needed any other,
I thought the world was made of straw,
And nestled by my mother,

One day, I fluttered from my nest
To see what I could find;
I said the world is made of leaves
I have been very blind.

At length I flew beyond the tree,
Quite fit for grown-up labours;
I don't know how the world is made
And neither do my neighbours.

A Local Boy Sang Nigerian National Anthem

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"Ah rice o copper shun

Nigeria kolu obey

To serve her father lai

With love and fetch and fail

That neighbor of our heros pass

Shall never be in vain

Tools Afusa than lah

One nature bar the free door

Peace and unity.

(VERSE 2)

O God of creature

Direct are lobukor

And guard our leader right

Ever you two too to go

In almighty and too to go

With so also do so..."

The boy was between12 to 15 years of age. He was singing and shouting across my window, I laughed but couldnt withstand his horrible National Anthem so I quickly urged him to stop.

Samuel C. Enunwa aka samueldpoetry

This Is Animal Poetry

This is animal poetry
brought to you by animal poet
because the bushes of my poetic talent has
grown to a forest

Each time I write
I feel gazelle of similes pouncing within my brain

The oceans of my veins
possess many rhiroceros metaphors

I can see you dancing.
My verses are sparrows singing
thats why
you can take my thoughts everywhere
like a teddy bear

Whenever you feel cold,
let me cover you with furs
of passionate words

I write
inquisitive lines
and detective poetry
each time I grow some impulses of baboon

Devouring lions,
two headed serpents,
three eyed owls,
werewolves
and demonic ravens
spell me to write dark poetry
so scary
not to compare with the movie
"Jennifer's Body";
This is animal poetry.

Samuel C. Enunwa aka samueldpoetry
(the Leo with wings flying)

What Makes A Good Poet?

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My interest is really in this

could it be a hairy person

or master of shakespearian words?

Must he know the life in prison

like Chris Abani for instance

or the famous white bearded man?

Maybe complexity makes a good poet

or maybe the master of imagery?

My interest is in what makes a good poet,

a good bard, a good muse, a good poetess

I know the renaissance will credit themselves

I'm sure the free versers will raise their hands

the traditionalist sijo, tanka

and haiku moguls will raise hands

claiming a good poet

be candid

to possess an editor

does it make a good poet?

To share poems with friends

does it make a good poet?

To have a published anthology with catchy title

does it make a good poet?

What makes a good poet?

Samuel C. Enunwa aka samueldpoetry

Vigils Of My Three Dogs

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The dog owner who says his dog won't sleep
in return, will not feel the touch of sleep
each night the dogs conjure their ancestors
in barking thunder lightening orators

Barking breathing some furnace of fire
like fire deity of gone Oyo empire__
my dogs barked fire, to wake my sleeping skin
like a dragon in the movie Merlin

Sleep I couldnt see
yesternight, when my night watch
turned domestic beasts

Displeased
from fence to fence I watched
truly night turned
vigil with domestic
dogs of mine played a beast

what happened?
Were thieves around? No.
Ghosts around? No.
Shadows of the moving moon they saw? No.
Maybe they were rabid? No.

Whenever my dogs bring me sleepless nights
they're on heats.

Samuel C. Enunwa aka samueldpoetry

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CHRISACEDARUTH
        (The Long Awaited)
        

    Samuel C. Enunwa




             CONTENTS
Dedication……………………..
Acknowledgement…………….
Author’s note………………….
My wealthy neighbour………...
Jungle………………………….
Johnny as a kid………………..
At the stream………………….
What happened in heaven…….
Under the spell………………...
Two tombs…………………….
Eligible married couple 1&2….
Detective Tel 1,2,3,4&5………
My love promo………………..
Chrisacedaruth………………..
Ode to the poet’s curtain……..
Halle Bery…………………….
They’re searching through Google…..
                       
         DEDICATION:
                         To thee, lovers of poetry
                 Pretty
                       effort and ability
       I dedicate this to thee willingly.

             ACKNOWLEDGEMENT
       I thank God for this book, if not for him this would have been in vain. Mrs. A. A. Enunwa, I won’t stop trying though I know I won’t be able to repay your motherly love; Thank, you mother. My thanks also goes to you, Mr. & Mrs. Bamgboye, your labour and pain over me will never be in vain and in your family, blessings will continually rain. Daddy Leonard, I dey hail o and make blessing full your too, Amen.
     Enunwa Onyeka, Enunwa Eric, Enunwa Ruth, Bamgboye Kolawole, I appreciate you all. Aribido Daniel(D-Gbegbe), you are so mouthed; how is Rufus Giwa Polytechnic? Engr. Akinrelere Omotayo (T-money), how far? Ajibade Taiwo (Jah. Mr. Okra, Mr. Federal ); I appreciate you all.
     I can never forget you, all the Durance Publishing crew and those of the www.i-proclaim.com. Thank you and keep up the good work. May the good Lord reward you all, Amen. Finally, to all my friends @ www.samueldpoetry.webs.com
www.poetrypoem.com/samueldpoetry442, www.poetrypublisher.com/samueldpoetry445, www.lovepoemsandpoetry.com/samueldpoetry441, www.myfaithsite.com/samueldpoetryfaith1, etc. thank you all for your love.
  
           AUTHOR’S NOTE
      It gladdens the whole of me, each time the thought and assurance of the fact that the scope of poetry is broader than anyone can mention, comes to my thinking. Poetry can take any form; it can be lyrical or satirical, come in form of praise or in a long narrative form which happens to be the poetic form, I’ve made use of in this book titled CHRISACEDARUTH(The Long Awaited).
     As I’ve said, this book contains more than ten narrative poems in which CHRISACEDARUTH(The Long Awaited) bears the same name with the title of this book and has over two thousand five hundred lines, divided into more than fifteen stanzas. It is the story of a village boy, who happens not to be who he thought he was but later maybe through the help of luck or through the force of fate, or maybe through his personal strives, discovered his true self, his weaknesses, strengths, etc.
  It is also true that the poem: CHRISACEDARUTH(The Long Awaited) is the major reason for this book but I’ve also garnished it with inclusion of other funny, entertaining and educating poems like The Eligible Married Couple 1&2, the most wanted, Detective Tel 1,2,3,4&5; and My Love Promo, which happens to be the favorite of almost all my fans @ www.facebook.com, among others.
     Aside from the fact that the poems are rhyme oriented, I’ve tried and made sure they are sculpted with simple languages and diction. Before you ask me my reason, I’ll tell you that I do not believe in complexity. What’s the essence of turning enjoyment to homework? My paramount aim is to cure your boredom. My major aim is to make this book, your teddy bear, your pet, you can take anywhere and as you read, I believe your boredom will be deleted. Thanks, for your love.
                        Samuel C. Enunwa.


 
   
   MY WEALTHY NEIGHBOUR
He never cheated nature
But pilled himself to labour
At exactly twenty four
He met expected future
Became a famous employer of labour
And poverty couldn’t knock his door
Then sighed and took a resting posture
And slept and slept and snored
And fell from couch to the floor
Yes, he was held by nature
Who? The famous employer of labour
Whom we were once a neighbour
And loved his hardworking nature
He slept and snored on the floor
While they knocked his office door
For they loved his overture
Yet he slept and slept and snored
And slept and slept on the floor
And so scared of his earth departure
They knocked and knocked his office door
And knocked as if to create puncture
And opened and found him on the floor
When broken his office door
“When did oga start this nature?”
They asked and laughed him on the floor
And logged him from the floor
Back to his resting posture
He slept and slept and snored
And sometimes fell on the floor
And feeding became his failure
And was only catered by neighbours
Where he slept and snored
And must be dreaming, I’m sure
Of living with lady he adored
And they talked and toured
And shared a love adventure
Where he slept and snored
At exactly ninety four
He woke from his resting posture
And was a celebration galore
And walked on the floor
Then fell and got final departure
And that my wealthy neighbour
Who was dead on the floor
Taught me not to cheat nature.
               Samuel C. Enunwa. July 13, 2009.

            JUNGLE
Happiness dwindled
As loneliness doubled
And none to rekindle
But while ago were whistles
Shout for passes and dribbles
Songs held their paddles
Till end of the battle
A football battle
Mirthful and memorable
Two elephants wrestled
Grasses had to struggle
At the grassless middle
Fell he who dribbled
Stood and took water bottle
From the first aid people
More than thousand people
Young, old and middle
Aged happy people
Singing were married couples,
Kids and searching singles
Lovers turned compatible
Pretty belles chew bubble
Received short cuddles
As they screamed amidst people
During goals, shots and dribbles
And the pretty one I cuddled
Made the battle memorable
I wished for endless battle
Because of love incomparable
That waited amidst the people
But the final whistle
Changed the people
Made happiness dwindled
And loneliness doubled
It was unbelievable
Only me at the middle
Of chairs, I couldn’t buckle
My shoes, I mingled
With darkness, no candle
To see, I was cripple
And had to struggle
I learnt after the battle
That change was flexible
Though I was able
To escape that silence jungle.
   Samuel C. Enunwa. Sept. 12, 2009.

         JOHNNY AS A KID
One Sunday, immediately after
One a.m, Jonathan Odda
Appeared on earth like other
Children born in Igala
Jonathan Sunday Odda
The son of Mr. Jack Odda
A very skillful welder
And Mrs. Jane Odda
A sweet kola nut seller
Was fair as his father
Not hairy as his mother
Had a brother and a sister
And friends and grandfather
Only called him Johnny Odda
When Jonathan Sunday Odda
Began walk and talk to his mother
His father and every other in Igala
He began to surprise his mother
Father and every other in Igala
And loved to stick to his mother
And they both crossed the Igala boarder
On foot to villages next to Igala
Where she sold her sweet kola
One Sunday, immediately after
Six a. m. Jonathan Odda
Left the side of his mother
Who hadn’t crossed Igala boarder
For she was short of kola
And two years old Johnny Odda
Trekked and crossed Igala boarder
For he missed his female lover
Who happened to be the daughter
A beautiful two years old daughter
Of a major buyer to his mother.
             Samuel C Enunwa Jun. 15, 2010.



   
        AT THE STREAM
I met a beautiful lady at the stream
With no fetching bowl at the stream
“What a beautiful lady at the stream!
Beautiful than the advertisers of cream
She might even be goddess of this stream”
I said to myself at the stream
Then to the beauty …


        UNDER THE SPELL
I wish I was an angel
To feel the feelings people feel
And stay and make them feel
Well when others bid farewell
Because I knew very well
Of a village near a dell
Where a beauty …




       TWO TOMBS
My buttocks and two thumbs
Are sitting on a tomb
Waiting for mother to come
You should know Ukpom
The greatest warrior of Atagom
Slim, dark and handsome
But where does …

ELIGIBLE MARRIED COUPLE 1
Eligible married couples
Soon get into trouble
Offer each other battle
Live so unstable
And uncomfortable
And regret being couple
When the …

      DETECTIVE TEL 1
Hi! I’m Detective Tel
Investigating the death of Micheal
The death of Joseph A. Micheal
Found dead at the street of Sel
Not far from Pleasantry Hotel
The thirty two years old, Micheal
Was dark and huge and tall
And had wavy hair as well
More attractive than I can tell
Married women and mature girls
And those with age I’ll not tell
Will do anything to have Micheal
When I heard the death of Micheal
I became scared than I can tell
And felt this world is a hell
Cried and couldn’t feed well
Took my Bible and my bell
Prayed God rescue from this hell
But who could kill Micheal?
Took and slaughtered A. Micheal?
There was a quarrel between Micheal
And his landlord where he dwelt
And Adam Cole threatened Micheal
Who slept with his girl
And Joseph A. Micheal
Had empty wallet where he fell
Lent money to Campbell
And jilted so many girls
But who could killed Micheal?
Took and slaughtered A. Micheal?
The police and I, Tel
Have locked the suspects in cell
My investigation on Campbell
Showed he paid Micheal
And the landlord of Micheal
Only quarreled with Micheal
Over payment of where he dwelt
And he had paid as well
But couldn’t pick a jilted girl
Or who emptied the wallet of Micheal
And today, Adam Cole died in cell
So who could kill Micheal?
Took and slaughtered A. Micheal?
Who only if I tell
Could suspect me Detective Tel
Took and slaughtered A. Micheal?
For having affair with my wife, Arnabel.
            Samuel C Enunwa Jun. 27, 2010.

       DETECTIVE TEL 2
Hi! I’m Detective Tel
Everybody knows me well
I investigated the death of Micheal
The death of Joseph A. Micheal
Found dead at the street of Sel
Not far from Pleasantry Hotel
I swear, now …

 


  MY LOVE PROMO
Here comes the info
To shorties with no
In this sumptuous promo
Where soft Hi! Wins, Hello!
And makes you my duo
In my attempt to woo.

We’ll date without ado,
Travel and zoom to zoo,
Watch animals like rhino,
Lion, merino and buffalo;
Birds like flamingo,
Puffin, kiwi and cuckoo.

Tour place like Toronto,
Boarding a beautiful jumbo,
Cruising a stretch limo
And by rail, the loco
Making the trip in toto
To places we go.

Visit a beach lido
Where you’ll bask in lilo
While I play waterpolo
Or an American rodeo
By dressing like gaucho
And gallop a bronco.

Party and listen to rondo
Where served burrito or taco
When I dance tango or zydeco
Amidst White, Indian and Negro
Or act opera with libretto
Blended by cello for physio.

Then drive home as love and bro
When the sky is indigo
To pour you some ouzo
In my room with stereo
Playing songs with intro
While you watch my photo.

At this very canto,
Once you aren’t a bimbo
And possess a libido,
I won’t act as bozo,
Loving will be our cameo
To prove our brio.

I’ll move like yo-yo,
Making the process in vivo,
And move to hear Sam o!
Making the process in vitro
So you can call me hero,
And a love supreme.


        CHRISACEDARUTH
          (The Long Awaited)
      
I’m glad, I can be heard
The journey of over hundred
Years, this’ how it stared
The sun over our heads
Was nothing but fire red
Hotter than hell was said
To be; maize, …
The above poems are excerpts from the book titled CHRISACEDARUTH [The Long Awaited] which is available both in hard copy and e-book at www.i-proclaimbookstore.com/poetry/chrisacedaruth(the_long_awaited)
  The poems below are just for you to have a taste of my next book titled “PEOPLE PLACES AND PERSONALITIES” and I’m sure, you’ll derive from it all lessons and fun you wish for. Thank you.

ODE TO THE POET’S CURTAIN
Eh! What a screen with a heavenly picture!
Picturing an artistic fixture,
Turning my bedroom to a museum of culture
That handsomely showcases the native of passion
With the exhibition of heavenly creatures.

Hi! You scattered lightening of illumination!
I embarrassingly cherish your illustration;
What a great explanation!
For illuminating heaven’s innovation.

Oh! You banana shaped fluorescence of harmony!
Harmonizing damsels as the heavenly legacy;
I marvel at your melody
Because you speak from memory
To the best of my memory.

Hello! You specially carved image of passion!
Sitting on the harmonious banana fluorescence
With a crown-like beret of assertion,
Wearing an angelic gown of emergence
Ribbonly embellished for fashion;
What a comely face of continence!
That never conceals emotion
By reproducing an alluring smile
Romanticizing my soul with affection;
All in this heavenly picture.

     HALLE BERY
I’ve blind argued many, many
Beings of this arresting beauty
Till I set my eventually
Double opened nakely
Eyes on Halle Bery
Not in the telly
Not physically
But the cover of Ebony
Where waited she sexily
My friend! My foe!! My family
Now I can bet my money
Bet the whole of my money
With conviction in my belly
That God Almighty
Sculpted Halle Bery
On Monday very early
To possess such a beauty.
       Samuel C Enunwa Mar. 11, 2011

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I wrote, “Detective Tel”
“Under the Spell”
Plus poems people wanted
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I’ve never wanted to
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But people are searching through
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From C.R.I.N Staff School to
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I understand English too
Igbo, Yoruba _ ki lo tun ku?
I’ve never wanted to
Tell my story _ true
But people are searching through
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      INDEX OF FIRST LINE
And at me she stared…………
And the man regreeted……….
And the shadow of a hand…….
Eh! What a screen with a heavenly picture!......
Eligible married couple………
Everywhere was neat and weeded…
Fylid………………………….
Fylid, I was scared……………
Gently, she held……………...
Happiness dwindled………….
He never cheated nature……...
Here comes the info………….
Hi! I’m Detective Tel………..
Hi! I’m Enunwa Samuel……..
I faintly narrated……………..
“I know”, he said……………
I looked……………………..
I mean, when out of bed……..
I met a beautiful lady at the stream…..
I’m glad, I can be heard………
Immediately morning appeared….
In the village we landed……..
I sat and threw above my head…….
I sat quietly on my bed………
I searched and searched……..
I thought in my head………..
It was sudden descend………
I’ve blind argued many, many….
I was so, so, so scared………
I wish, I was an angel……….
Lying amidst the long dead….
My buttocks and two thumbs…
One Sunday, immediately after…
Someday, I’ll be in heaven……
Suddenly appeared……………
Then father held me and Fred….
Then I called…………………
They learnt human can never be predicted….
They were the ones at our bed….
“This can’t be Helied…………
When they beheaded………….
We trekked and trekked and trekked….
…Your mother narrated………