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Will You Not Fall In Love?

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dilema: The event that places a poet or poem-speaker in a confusing condition for choice or decision.

if I write you a poem
will you not fall in love?

If I tell you
my love for you's an osmotic pressure
my calculus has shown me
the permutation of you and I
can melt this ice of emotion frozen
at 20degree Fahrenheit
don't tell me
I won't lift you high in love
to fall in love with me

Lady, please,
you're beautiful and pretty combined

Like fruit juice
you're skin is so smooth

Look at me
my gentle face
my supple skin
my virgin heart
will treat you right
my staff will part
your red sea correctly...

Fall in love with me
you won't regret it

Let's fall in love as volleyball
the one we play one-on-one;

You'll spike me your love
I'll ding you my ball

Let's make this love everlasting,
let's make it stick like indelible ink,

Let's make this love everlasting,
let's make it stay like tribal marks,

Like irremovable tattoos;

Each time I look at you
I se…

If Successfully I Divorce My Wife

If successfully I divorce my wife next week

God help me
I'll pick a born-again Christian and marry

Believe me
youth choir
youth drama group
single ladies committee
oh such places
my target will be

If successfully the Court divorce my wife and me

I'll avoid ladies like my ex
my divorced wife
a wolf in wolf's clothing

I'll avoid ladies like my ex-wife
over-beautifully carved
with tempting eyes
obscene striding
extravagant spending
flashy craving for worldly things I can't afford

let the jury favor me
free me from this senseless ovarian entity
always giving me sleepless nights
with her sex organs of smell
so hard to satisfy
look at me now
I'm close to skeleton
so draining is
her angriage and nagattitude
coming me to slap her face
shedding crocodile tears

I pray the divorce should come
for each blink of an eye in my place of work
my mind keeps asking me what if
your beautiful wife is
on thy matrimonial bed cheating
on my motorcycle I'll hurry home
only to always meet her making my meal


African Christmas

Christmas is on heat
everyone is mating it

Kids are busy taking gifts from
African santa claus with black melanin

Their daddies and mommies are busy sharing
bags of rice
as Christmas bonus at places of work

And many with large families are
taking OD and IOU to purchase Christmas shoes
their kids need

Every vivid eyes and candid minds
won't deny that
Christmas is for all and sundry willing

Go ahead and eat
and freedom is thine to drink to stupor
and mess your parlor

Live the season at full crush
But don't forget
To meditate on 1st. Peter chapter 5 verse 8

Samuel C. Enunwa aka samueldpoetry

I'll Be The Hero Of Thy Soul

Come, come
I love the smiles of your eyes
when you smile
I see the fairies fly.

Come, come
I love the smiles of your eyes
and when you come
I hate to say goodbye

So I say
don't go
stay with me
I'll be the hero of thy soul

Don't go
stay with me
I'll be the hero of thy soul

You are a Capricorn
you bring the sun into my life
you are from the sun
and that I can't deny

You are a Capricorn
you bring the sun into my life
and when you come
I hate to say goodbye

So I say
don't go
stay with me
I'll be the hero of thy soul

Don't go
stay with me
I'll be the hero of thy soul.

Samuel C. Enunwa aka samueldpoetry
+samuel chukwudi

Battleground's The Heart Of Every African Man

Image from woofmagic

Africa’s the land of culture

Constantly in constancy
If your eyes can see vividly you’ll
Ruling african teritories

Agreed I agree
Some are lost to the cage
Of this age of civilisation rage page

Lost like a needle
Threadlessly fallen to the sea
Of muddy sands

Cannot be found
For instance battle between
Culture and civilisation
I know you’ll not know gravity
Of it

Yet battleground’s
The heart of every african man

That’s why
Culture is living in their names
Culture is
Happily dancing where they live haply
Remoting their believes as a tv screen
Mr. Culture,
I hold my hat and doff my heart for thee painfully

Till this moment I write my verse
Culture has held the pen
Boldly forbidden them
Not to sign the bill of gay marriage
In my country.

Samuel C. Enunwa aka samueldpoetry
+samuel chukwudi

Strategy Of A Desperate Man Seeking A Wife

A man desperate to have a wife
was aged between 50-55.

He met a strange lady and sighed

Lady from nowhere, I'm 55
I want you to be my wife
to be my wife and change my life;

Else I'll stab my heart with this knife.

Eh! Wait! Drop the knife
I can't afford to see you take your life.
I'll follow you to the altar to be your wife
at this your age of 55

If you can prove in bed you'll be as strong as Wesley Snipes.

Samuel C. Enunwa aka samueldpoetry

No Lesson Within

Image is proudly

I have piston and ring
I can spring
And swing
And sing
And do things like felvin
With my white teeth like white gin
I'm powdery ampicillin
I commit sin
Repent my sin
To commit sin
Repent the thing
How many times will I disvirgin?
Eighteen or nineteen
Or times without numbering
I'm green
With envy like application plugin
Digging and burying
Embryo of rhyming
No lesson within
These words lining
Please, don't mind me
I'm just freestyling
With suffix een and in and ing.

Samuel C. Enunwa aka samueldpoetry


Like Usain Bolt
technology keeps running
ahead of me

All my life I've spent
canoeing and fishing with my dad and me

From night to day
and day to night time
Monday to Sunday

Within the monotonous life of me
what would enliven me?
Walkman they said it was

I saved and saved for it
time to buy it
they said
Discman was the thing in vogue

I saved and saved for it
time to buy it
they said
Videoman was the thing in vogue

I saved and saved for it
time to buy it
they said
MP3 slim player was the thing in vogue

I saved and saved for it
time to buy it
they said
MP4 slim player was the thing in vogue

I saved and saved for it
time to buy it
they said
Apple iPad was the thing in vogue

I secured my senses
technology is fast than me
then I stopped chasing it.

Samuel C. Enunwa aka samueldpoetry

The Lady Regretted Her Honesty

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In the days of yore
when whores were honest

When honorable men
made hays while the sun
shine into earth's garden

Two lovers loved purely

Purely as in
not the lady loved for money
nor the man loved for beauty

They purely loved each and each
man condone irrationality
his lady displayed
lady ignored commanding trait
her man displayed

When lady sneezed
her man must know

When lady sweated
her man must know

When lady ate anything
her man must enjoy it

Her love was strong and
naive and
purely plain for her man alone

suddenly a day
when family was starving
no food to eat
man hunted to no avail
belly worms sang
angrily really wailing
their landlord tree stood
ripe fruits dangling

Lady plucked
shared with her man
the landlord sued them to court
for plucking
sentenced them to life suffering

Man grumbled and blamed his lady

The lady regretted her honesty
dropped her pure love for man
and wore the heart of whore
and infidel tongue.

Samuel C. Enunwa aka samueldpoetry

What Is A Man?

A man is he
who lives in aggression

He agitates
he extraordinarelates with people
he aims to attain the unattainable
to satisfy his unsatisfiable wife
and children
and far and near family.

Point of correction,
a man can be he or she

Samuel C. Enunwa aka samueldpoetry

Do You Know Jesus Is An Ordinary Name?

Guilt of the crime is all and sundry for everytime I see through lense of constancy they shouting: Jesus!
Every small thing they shouting:  Jesus!
During car crash, they shouting: Jesus!
During nightmare, they shouting: Jesus!
During the horror scene of a horror movie they shouting: Jesus!
Even at a  gunpoint when robbers are robbing peacefully they shouting: Jesus! Jesus!! Jesus!!!
Forgetting there're one thousand and one Jesus on earth and Jesus Navas is one of them and Jesus Jones is one of them
When next you wanna call the son of Mary stop saying Jesus say Jesus Christ
When next you wanna proclaim the Savior stop saying Jesus say Jesus Christ
When next you wanna Reverend Messiah stop saying Jesus say Jesus Christ
For cup is different from cupboard and chalk is different from chalkboard
So Jesus is different from Jesus Christ stop making the mistake.
Samuel C. Enunwa aka samueldpoetry

Cross and Signet

Without faith
it's impossible to please God
where devil
with cutlery is seeking who to devour

Constantly I call on Jesus
make my cross rests on my singlet.
My cross crested signet pinned to
my finger; demons fear to fashion
against me. Hallelujah!

My spirit meditates everywhere I go:
My father in heaven
May your holy name be honoured
Let your kingdom come
Let your will be done on earth
as it is in heaven
Give me this day the food I need.
Forgive my wrongs
as I have forgiven wrongs of others against me.
Bring me not hard testing,
but keep me save from the Evil One
To prove yours is the Kingdom
The Power and Glory
Forever, Amen.

May the Grace of the Lord, Jesus Christ
the Love of God
and the Sweet Fellowship of the Holy Spirit
Be with me now and
Forever, Amen.

Goodness and Mercy
Shall follow me everyday of my life
And I shall dwell in the mansion of the Lord
Forever, Amen.

Samuel C. Enunwa aka samueldpoetry

Why Are You Reading Them?

My poems are nonsense

Only good for teasing fallopians
or stringing the brains
without the help of
holy spirit
the message won't be clear

My poems are no poem

Why are you reading
mismanagement bard
in cloy consonance
sour similes
imperfect personification
weak onomatopoeia
confused canto
only understood by those
who understand origami?

Each time I write I feel it
deserves no reading but
your readabilities
encourage my inability to improve

Each time I write my impregnated
poems trust no them
they may or may not
have foetus within them but
trusting them injure the conscience
reading them
elevate the spirit
enliven the heart
equip orientation
make the weary feet move on

...My poems are worst ever
written or read

My poems require deep meditation to understand.

Samuel C. Enunwa aka samueldpoetry

The Ghost Affair 7 (Gerontology)

A very big deal is gerontology
in the ghost affair

in the kingdom down there
is never of the date of birth

A look into gerontology shall
give you an understanding of
gerontocracy in the ghost affair

For a dead teenager
is superior to the aged men
dead today

so verily verily I say unto thee:
True absence of usurpation
has made the kingdom of the ghost
a peaceful place to be.

Samuel C. Enunwa aka samueldpoetry

From The Pink Diary


Forbidden Limit..........................
When My Lady Was Out Of Town.............
Honest Human Moths.......................
Shady Belle..............................
You Can Call Me A farmer.................
Answer, Shady Belle......................
The Maize Plant..........................
Change Grew Suddenly In My Breast........
Colony Of Attraction.....................
Beneath Your Nose........................
In The Shower............................
The Dark Darling In Yellow...............
Behind Stays A Soul......................
To What Shall I Compare..................
The Belles I Treat So Good...............


This book is
dedicated sincerely
to all lovers of poetry
and those who prefer activity
to idleness.


This simple book is for all lovers of poetry, it contains sixteen different love poem written by Samuel C. Enunwa aka samueldpoetry (the Leo …

The Miss I Met On December Six

Like a memorable breathtaking kiss
Or a sweet potato in sugared beans
Or an image of the world with total peace
No bokobombing and no disease
Such was the sight of the miss
The very miss I met on the six
On the Tuesday December six
She made me texted on Nokia 2600c
"Oh! You miss on the six
You are more than a miss
To me you're metaphysics.
Miss, your physiques and pedigrees
Make me mesmerize with ease
Can you please, MMS me your pics
Even if you'll never give me your kiss?"

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When You're' Ready To Install The Wall Tiles Yourself

According to wikipedia's definition, "a tile is a manufactured piece of hard-wearing material such as ceramic, stone, metal or even glass, generally used for covering roofs, floors, walls, showers, other objects such as tabletops"

These days, tiles can be found in very many places as objects for decoration. For decorating a whole building, tiles can as well be used for covering indoor and outdoor fountain, public taps, police counter, altars, cashier table, graves, etc

Tiles can be made on the wall or floor but our concern. In order to fix your wall tiles yourself, get the required quantity of tiles, get a soaking bowl or drum depending on the rate of tiles needed, get a tile cutter in case you may need to cut your tile, get cement ready, you will need a rubber hammer, you might as well need white clay for covering gapes, it must be noted that professionals may use other things but the vital thing are the ones mentioned.

How to lay Wall Tiles

Step 1: soak the tiles in water …

The Story Of My Puppy

I'm a literature teacher. On Friday I stood in front of the kids shouting: " Uncle tell us a story!"

"What am I to say?" I inquired in my mind.

"If you love dog, let me see you hands up"

So I continued, I'm a lover of dog as well. I'm here to tell you about Sleegy, my puppy. White and black fur she had She was gentle and loving and cared much about me as I cared much about her.

Every two weeks she must visit my vet for checkup. I groomed her everyday to give her the attractive visage she deserved and anything I fed myself, I fed Sleegy too.

Yesterday I couldn't find my puppy. I searched everywhere even reported the issue to the nearby police station. Actually  she wasn't missing, she died.

An eyewitness told me she was playing with a hen in a little nearby bush when a green snake under the green grass camouflaged and attacked her like a soldier she tried to fight back but the venom had fast spread.

I was expecting the kids to clap for me for …

I'm Jesus Christ

Near a tree
With birdie
Flower, bee; Pharisee!
You rolled me in tomb thee entomb me
Then fair freedom made free
And dead me
Woke day three.

Samuel C. Enunwa aka samueldpoetry
this poem was written Sept. 29, 2011.

You Know Yourself

O! My dear lady
if you think I'll show you
I care
O ma kan n tanra re ni
stop decieving yourself my dear
my dear,
for everytime you hear
my voice afar
you hit your room to regroom
in clean top
and clean skirt
in make-up and braided hair
saying hi when I didn't hi you
telling me things I didn't ask you
speaking when I wasn't in the mood
to speak to you
you smiled
seriously gesticulating
forming familiarity
everytime you see me
you see me with the eyes
that say
Samuel will soon ask me to marry him
you think in your mind
Samuel really loves me
he cares for me
what a pity
a daydreaming
you're still 18
with no brain than to cook
and nurse your unwanted baby
you born for irresponsible carpenter guy
down the third street
who left you in the lurch
to fend alone
if not for parental support
for God sake
wake you to realise
I'm a grad
I'm up-to-date
with high taste
no intent to date or marry
an obsolete nonentity
nursing feminine
to be candid
I love you
I care
sorry for using bad words
in two months I'…

Christine Angele

When you meet a maiden
with a mermaid hair and
a supple purple lips
too hard to ware with kiss
sweetly located where?
There on her creamy face

If the maiden you met
smiled as the image here
then you have met Christine Angele;
the masterpiece painter.

Samuel C. Enunwa aka samueldpoetry

Dearest Father

The period was so great though
So great the period was
And that was work of fate
Inspire your concerted efforts
You died in your boot
Making the previous period so qualifying.

Was a gent from sole to crown
So hardworking in all understandings
So strong and so bold and wise
Like a hunting lion in the forest
To others I do not know
To me
You've brought home a bacon
You were man enough for us.

Oh! Daddy
I remembered the fateful day
A fatal accident came your way
Father! Father!! Father!!!
Was there a dissension between you and Mr. Death?
The family didn't agree on the step you took
The step you took wasn't unanimous
Oh, had I known what would be
I would have messaged Mr. Death
For you to leave with us more.

Samuel C. Enunwa aka samueldpoetry


They say “adults don’t wear children’s head”
how come yours is different?

You ran to the foolish herbalist
diluted expired herbs
but what is the outcome?

Worship the hare!
Revenge is best served cold
have you not done yours? And now

Revenge has started cooking beans,
you ran down the street to buy bread
don’t you think it’s risky?

Mr. Odieshi,
believe me
that is too risky.

Samuel C. Enunwa aka samueldpoetry

Pressing Iron

where is thy own wheel
you ran over my rough cloth
my white Binatone?

Samuel C. Enunwa aka samueldpoetry
NOTE: Most people do not know I'm a poet of different forms.I sometimes dance to the freaking tone of inspiration to create whatever poetic artifacts I care for and the same inspiration has brought  about the haiku written about my favorite pressing iron

Regular Clues For Writing My Book Review

Is review that simple? Actually I have never been seeing it that way that's why I have lay down some clues I always adhere to each time I want to write a book review
"A book review is a form of literary criticism in which a book is analyzed based on content, style and merit. A book review can be a primary source opinion piece, summary, review or scholarly review;" according to the definition from Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.

1) When writing a review, you must point out the author's purpose for the book.

2) You must consider the themes of the book.

3) Reveal the book's resolution.

4) The readers are willing to know about the narrative technique used by the author; you must reveal that in your review.

5) Reveal the mood of the book (horrifying, sober, tender, etc)

6) Let the reeders of your review know about the author (the author's publishing experience, awards, place of origin, etc)

7) Let the readers know your take on the book through your review.

If you love wr…

Poetry Within The Literary Genres

"Memory is not so brilliant as hope, but it is more beautiful, and a thousand times as true." --  Prentice

POETRY: A Vital Genre of Literature
I believe, to a layman, poetry can be understood as a set of ideas, structured in short or long lines and sometimes with stanzas. Oxford Advanced Learner’s Dictionary of English Language, the 7th edition, simply refers to poetry as a collection of poems or poems in general; or in other words, something with a beautiful and elegant quality. It also added that poetry is synonymous to verse. It has been written and documented that poetry belongs to one of the three genres of literature _ drama, poetry and prose. It is the genre of literature that citizens so many unbelievable forms of brevity with the aid of the merciful poetic license.

Poetry is as old as time with a long history dated back to the Sumerian epic of Gilgamesh, the Chinese Shijing and down to the Homeric epics, the Odyssey and the Iliad. It was likewise said to be maintaining…

15 Hottest Children Storybooks In Nigerian Schools

I give to you the 15 hottest children storybooks that pupils are presently enjoying in Nigerian private and public schools. This post is written to open the eyes of literature teachers to the trending children storybooks.

1) A Child With A Child by Clement Okosun HEBN Frontline Series

2) A Game Of Power by Sehinde Arogbofa HEBN Frontline Series

3) A Son Among Daughters by J. A. Onuekwusi HEBN Frontline Series

4) The Queen With A Monkey's Tail by Okanineme Okpiaifo HEBN Frontline Series

5) Tortoise And The Brown Monkey by Cyprian Ekwensi HEBN Front line Series

6) How The Leopard Got His Claws by China Achebe and John Iroaganachi HEBN Frontline Series

7) My Enchanting Story by Ben-Obase Joseph HEBN Frontline Series

8) Tales By Moonlight by NTA television Production HEBN Frontline Series

9) Chike And The River by China Achebe HEBN Frontline Series

10) The Lion And The Hare by A. O. Oyekanmi HEBN Frontline Series

11) Tortoise In Exile by Chui Enwonwu HEBN Frontline Series

12) Tortoise Return To T…

What To Be Done At This Point

Love gambling But not the gambling luck?
Just diversify
If lotto Doesn't favour you, Cast a die.
If die Doesn't favour you, Deal a card.
If card Doesn't favour you, play this game;
Of revolver Empty it at once The bullets on the floor Shut your eyes and pick one And toss it in And press it to your head And make a shot
Wait! What if it favours you? You're dead.
Please, maybe you should just quit gambling.
Samuel C. Enunwa aka samueldpoetry

Donate Blood, Save A Life Today

When you walk around campuses
Didn't you see the board written
"Donate Blood, Save A Life Today"
Didn't you see such written bold?

So my recess mind confesses
A drop of mine I've never given
Students I see donated, they
Given biscuit; so absurd

Aftermath of the processes
Some have died or have you not seen
Due to false info and their folly
Will such folly take them to HELL or GOD?

Patients in dying distresses
Pay huge money for blood at UCH Ibadan
Patients who can't buy the blood they
Patiently die so where are the blood donated... Save A Life Today?

Samuel C. Enunwa aka samueldpoetry




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