PayPal and Payoneer Now Available With Propellerads

Around 10:15 p.m. yesterday, I was still chatting a friend on WhatsApp when I suddenly received Propellerads contact titled "PropellerAds and PayPal". The full detail is that the online advertising network has finally come to an agreement with PayPal, the world flexible payment wallet on the internet. PropellerAds Media which currently works with advertisers and publishers, has gathered huge recognition since its inception and has continue to rank among the fast growing advertising companies of this era by retaining its solid strategies for planning and implementing profitable online advertising campaigns.
The message I received about the PayPal payment information goes thus: "Dear Partner, We have started working with PayPal. As our trusted partner, you are among the first publishers to use the new payout method. We have just enabled it in your account... blah blah blah"



The thing is that I reside where PayPal seems impossible as a means of payout because not all country can receive payment via PayPal even though residence of many countries have the freedom to make purchases with PayPal. PayPal Holdings, Inc. been the world largest internet payment wallet was created in the year 1998 as an online payment system offering online money transfer and serves as an electronic alternative to traditional paper methods like checks and money orders.


Instead of PayPal, I have been cashing out with Payoneer, the best alternative to PayPal.

13 Reason To Start A Business Enterprise


1.       Are you scared about your job? 
      Most people are not happen with the job they found themselves. Some people’s workloads are every unbearable, causing them unspeakable stress. Over dependency on regular salary is hazardous especially these days when rights of workers are dragged in the mug. A created personal enterprise can guarantee a lasting income generation.

2.       Are you feeling like in-soup? 
      It is commonly said “If you are in a hole, stop digging” the problem is how to stop.Bills-piled-up is a hole; religious responsibilities and other responsibilities an adult must fulfill are holes. It is hard to determine when one is living above means because spending can turn to addiction hard to cure. Setting up a business of your own can boost financial status and eventually cushion the burdens of responsibilities.

3.       Are you tenacious in nature? 
      If yes, you need to create your own enterprise and channel your tenacity towards what can earn you and your upcoming generations a fulfilled living on earth. Sometimes a business can toss the owner like a storm and make he/she wants to give up but a good business man never give up.


4.       Do you already have liquidity investment(s)? 
      I mean you have invested in bonds, shares, etc. It is never a waste if you diversify your income source at least if one aspect goes down the other will sustain. The one of the major success secrets of the evergreen millionaires in the world. A magazine I once read talked about Late. Folawiyo, one of the well known business moguls in Nigeria. The magazine pointed that the man had investment in all business sectors (both home and abroad)_ mining, agriculture, education, et cetera.

5.       Do have some resources lying waste? 
      A vast area of undeveloped land, abandoned warehouse, stashed cash or anything with collateral worth; few of the mentioned should motivate you into starting a business of your own. A friend of mine successfully reared 3000 catfish in a gigantic long abandoned water reservoir; none believe such abandoned thing can be useful for such.

6.       Do you have positive motivation like the desire to make money, make things happen, do something worthwhile and enjoy the power derived from successful entrepreneurship? 
      I bet you need to join the league of entrepreneurs.

7.       Are you a very hardworking person? 
      Then it’s best you put one and two together and start your own business. Allow me ask you the same question Robert Kiyosaki normally ask in his books “Who are you enriching?” It is very certain that 80% of adults on earth are running  the rat-race of paid employment, human power is very vast and can accomplish multitask. I love many government employed primary school teacher, even when their jobs seems 100% secure, they still engage in varying businesses to support their stable constant monthly pay-cheque. Every effort in life requires strategy and stamina but the best thing is to channel them toward a laudable course.

8.       Are you good at handling heaven-is-about-to-fall situations? 
      You are fit to have a business of your own. One of the good qualities of a leader is to possess stability. A positive and stable leader will always showcase a good business judgment in terms of risk taking.

9.       Are you good at identifying opportunities in time and place? 
       It is longer a strange news that many billionaire business owner of the world today found themselves ahead of the crown because they can strongly discern; by now you will have few list of the names parading your mind. Such ability works like magic for those who are not afraid to put them into use, even the person who created whatsapp will be thanking God every wake of his day for been blessed with the ability to discern.

10.   Are you a creator of new ideas? 
      The business world is waiting you so stop procrastinating and start practicing your new ideas. A new idea doesn’t have to be something eyes have never seen, it can just be a modification of something in existence for ease of you. Android has been in existence (a modification of java). It is true that African are so full negative critics and destroyers of dreams, they are fond of condemning what is theirs; when they see little boy reassemble a disposed radio set, they will scold the boy instead of encourage him. From what is heard and what is read, the popular facebook started from university environment but imagine Zukerberg was trying to create facebook in one of the universities in Africa, I’m very certain there won’t be anything like facebook today; that is how pathetic Africans anti-growth has highly grown. Despite Africa being a landmine of endless ideas, millions of undeveloped ideas decay each day.
    
11.   Are you constantly seeking what you are very good at? 
      It shows you detest a wasted talent. You deserve to set up a business of your own which will put you in the position to try-out different businesses and even be creative with what is yours since freedom gives free to creativity.

12.   Are you a lover of growth research?
      Growth research in terms of reading business books; listening to podcasts, audiobook and audio tapes; attending workshop, conferences and seminars; watching business videos. These forms of investments are found in well known business owners and directly and indirectly have added to their business growth and will continue to.


13.   Are you passionate about hobbies? 
    Such hobby can be easily turned into a money making machine. John C. Maxwell says and I quote “The secret of your success is determined by your daily agenda” and such agenda are fueled by passion. Every passionate person deserves to be an employer of labour because without passion for the business or an enterprise, business cannot grow.

Procrastination Is A Bad Seamstress


Procrastination is a bad seamstress
That can finally sew dungarees
For someone hoping to wear skirt
And I will kill it tomorrow
And I will kill it tomorrow
Yet the feet is yet to kill the palm kernel
O! Procrastination is never the thief of time
Time the unstoppable timekeeper
Procrastination is never the thief of time
Solely the thief of dreams_ huge and small
Why is someone still chasing P.G.D.
At the age of ninety three?
Why is someone still hoping to marry
 With gray hair and start a family?
Everyone wants to make hay while the sun shines

Cunning Chess Game 1


With the look of things, it is crystal clear that someone is winning while the other is losing; the one million dollar question is "how did they get here?"

This is how the game commenced, where white played 1. f3 and immediately followed with 2. c3 then the drama got deeper as follows:
1. f3 e5 2. c3 d5 3. Kf2 Nf6 4. d4 exd4 5. cxd4 c5 6. e3 Nc6 7. Bb5 Bd6 8. Ne2 o-o 9. Nd2 Qb6 

At this point, white player had nothing to do than to fulful the mission of the bishop at b5 square which means eliminating the black queen's knight: 10. Bxc6 cxd4 11. exd4 bxc6 12 Qc2 Ba6 13. Nb3 Rae8 14. Re1 Rxe2+ 15. Kxe2 Re8+ 16. Kf2 

From the image above, it is certain that the next thing black will do is capture pawn on h2 square (surely a free pawn it is) but... lets just keep enjoying the funny game:
Bxh2 17. Bd2 Qb5 18. Re1 Rxe1 19. Bxe1 


Thinking the knight will move to the h5 square but it didn't, who knew what would have happen if it did (maybe Nh5 20. g4 Nf4 21. Nc5) okay I can't quite figure out how the knight move will favor the black player. Let head back to the game sequence:
Bd6 20. Nc5 Bxc5 21. dxc5 Nd7 22. b4 a5 23. a4 Qc4 24. Qxc4 dxc4 25. b5 Nxc5 26. bxc6 Ne6 27. Bxa5


At this point, white has regained its lost pawn and seems at advantage. I am sure that a professional reading this post will have seen the black's flaws; be that as it may, the game shamefully continued thus: Kf8 28. c7 Nxc7 29. Bxc7 Ke7 30. a5 Kd7 31. Be5 g5 32. g4 Kc6 33. Ke3 Kb5 34. Bc7 Kc6 35. Bd8 Kb5 36. f4 h6 37. Kd4 Ka6 38. Kxc4 Ka7 39. Kd5 Ka6 40. Ke5 Kb5 41. Kf6 Ka6 42. Kxf7 Kb5... Nothing in the rest of the game deserved further posting. What do you think about this game? Don't forget that Cunning Chess Game 2 is coming up next_ wait for it.

Can You Become A Stock Exchange Millionaire? You Can't!


Can You Become A Stock Exchange Millionaire? You Can’t!

It is true that being a stock exchange expert investor can turn you to a millionaire but such is attainable in a land where businesses and investments flow the proper way. In a land where consumers’ rights are not pushed aside, and cooperate laws are not cloned to favor the moguls at the expense of the dummy startups. Such fair playground is lacking in Africa.

In the middle of 2015 year calendar, Nigeria, among many other African countries, witnessed a hyping stock exchange public offers coupled with the help of radio and tv publicity which goaded many people into believing their poverty messiah has come to their aids; all in the name of becoming a company shareholder, many even went to the extent of securing loans to buy stocks, some sold their lands, et cetera. It didn’t take long before reality stared them face-to-face, they realized their expectations will require ten generations to come before it could be achievable and then they resigned to fate. 


Till this moment, some people’s investment in stock exchange have yielded nothing, some people can only point at their constant dividend cheques, while some people can only boast of ever-increasing bonuses and dividends; all these are based on their medium of investment. Some invested in *hogwash* kind of companies while others invested in well organized companies; and such made the difference in their ROI (Returns on Investment).

The Investment Books and The Truth About Investment

My neighbor read about stock exchange investment strategy in one of Robert Kiyosaki’s books, she swiftly jumped into the pool of stock exchange investment in Nigeria not realizing that even though a business strategy can work anywhere around the globe; but the investment atmosphere in America is vastly different from that of Nigeria. She bought the JAPAUL OIL public offer but to her utmost chagrin, the values kept deflating helplessly_ I assure you, if anyone this day mentions stock exchange business to her hearing, she will devour such with hate utterances.

 I will like to mention that I have had the opportunity to read few of Robert Kiyosaki’s booksand the investment strategies mentioned therein is working for those who patiently digested his principles: I mean those who haven’t leave experts out of the picture, those who work hand-in-hand with brokers, those who pay their brokers well. The major mistake made by my neighbor was she felt she could DIY (Do It Yourself) policy which is very disastrous when it comes to investing money. 

The moral lesson here is simple; anyone who wants to invest money whether he or she resides in Africa or anywhere else must first consult competent financial experts.


Lesson From Experience

With my thirteen years experience in stock exchange investment, the truth is that stock exchange investment in Nigeria cannot make you rich overnight, neither can it turn a waif-and-stray into a millionaire like a magic wand. A good stock exchange investment can only sustain; it can only make a millionaire remain millionaire and a pauper remains a pauper (maybe some sort of miracle might change my philosophy in long generations to come) when investment in Nigeria is not coordinated under the canopy of greed and deceit. 

You might have anything to say about this article, endeavor to leave a comment and bookmark this blog for reminder purpose. 

Top 3 Analyzed Poem Of Kofi Awoonor


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Once Upon A Time

Once upon a time
In the kingdom far away
Where achievement of men
Depicted the worth of men

A poet and a welder
Shared a same abode:
Poet molded words
Welder molded rods

Month in, month out
Each in his craft;
Poet's pocket flattened
Welder's pocket fattened

Then decades washed  many years away
And many centuries came to the surface;
All the works of poet firmly continued to stay,
Those works of the welder are washed away.

Samuel C. Enunwa aka samueldpoetry
(the Leo with wings flying)

Those With Higher School Certificate Versus Those Without Higher School Certificate


Graduate can be referred to as a person who has received a degree or diploma on completing a course of study, as in a university, college, or school. On the other hand, the opposite of graduate is referred to as undergraduate; meaning someone who is yet to receive a degree or diploma on a particular study.

This article tends to discuss the rarely addressed rivalry between the graduates (those privileged to acquire degree on a study) and the undergraduates (those without the privilege to acquire degree on a study).

In Africa of today, take Nigeria as a case study, there is loudly resonating level of graduates unemployment. This has given rise to bogus rivalry between those privileged to become graduate and those who are not privileged; in terms of, which of the two varying paths is now worthwhile than the other.

From the onset, the voices of those who could not acquired school degree  or diploma had been of hate and jealousy whenever they wanted to talk about the issue of having a degree certificate but today, their voices has aggravated to that of pride, pomposity and arrogance whenever they harness the opportunity to talk about the issue of going to higher institute of learning to acquire degree.

Nowadays, they create unnecessary competition with any of their neighbors who happens to be either unemployed graduate or under-employed graduate. Some go to the extent of getting loans to surpass whatever material graduated-neighbors had acquired. On many occasions, direct and indirect derogatory utterances are never far from such people; you hear them say things like:-
"what nonsense paper does he/she carry?"
"they have vocabulary but nothing to show for"

The current condition of high level of unemployment has also discouraged many *shortsighted* parents; they now prefer to push their teenage wards into being commercial motorcyclist, commercial motorist, secondhand cloth hawking, NURTW ticket-boy, roadside vulcanizer, bricklayer, etc. One pathetic father was making noise one day, he was loudly saying "I planned that when my son complete his secondary school, I won't boarder think of UTME examination! He would rather learn fashion designing! At least, bulk of those who graduated from the higher institutions are jobless roaming the street!" I was coming from work that fateful afternoon, my mind was like "why are many parents so pessimistic? Why do they keep judging their own life with failure? Why have they failed to see bulk of graduates who are gainfully employed and reaping the fruit (B.A.) (B. Sc.) (M. Sc.) (Ph. D.)?

It's not surprising that the government of the day, is not even putting effort towards eliminating the skyrocketing unemployment in the country instead they preach self-employment which none of them practice.

Before


Before you
Decide to deposit your secrets in someone,
First give
A fake profile of yours for a month

To see if
they won't broadcast your fake up and down;

Some people are descendants
Of that snitching Judas Iscariot.

Before you
deeply fall in love with someone,
First be
their irritating turndown for a month

To see if
they can cope your imperfections;

Not every man will be like Romeo
Nor every woman Juliet.

Before you
Decide to die for someone;
First be
Their parasitic burden for a month

To see if
They worth gambiting your soul for;

Or have you not seen how
water betrays the fish in cooking pot?

Samuel C. Enunwa aka samueldpoetry
(the Leo with wings flying)

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CHRISACEDARUTH
        (The Long Awaited)
        

    Samuel C. Enunwa




             CONTENTS
Dedication……………………..
Acknowledgement…………….
Author’s note………………….
My wealthy neighbour………...
Jungle………………………….
Johnny as a kid………………..
At the stream………………….
What happened in heaven…….
Under the spell………………...
Two tombs…………………….
Eligible married couple 1&2….
Detective Tel 1,2,3,4&5………
My love promo………………..
Chrisacedaruth………………..
Ode to the poet’s curtain……..
Halle Bery…………………….
They’re searching through Google…..
                       
         DEDICATION:
                         To thee, lovers of poetry
                 Pretty
                       effort and ability
       I dedicate this to thee willingly.

             ACKNOWLEDGEMENT
       I thank God for this book, if not for him this would have been in vain. Mrs. A. A. Enunwa, I won’t stop trying though I know I won’t be able to repay your motherly love; Thank, you mother. My thanks also goes to you, Mr. & Mrs. Bamgboye, your labour and pain over me will never be in vain and in your family, blessings will continually rain. Daddy Leonard, I dey hail o and make blessing full your too, Amen.
     Enunwa Onyeka, Enunwa Eric, Enunwa Ruth, Bamgboye Kolawole, I appreciate you all. Aribido Daniel(D-Gbegbe), you are so mouthed; how is Rufus Giwa Polytechnic? Engr. Akinrelere Omotayo (T-money), how far? Ajibade Taiwo (Jah. Mr. Okra, Mr. Federal ); I appreciate you all.
     I can never forget you, all the Durance Publishing crew and those of the www.i-proclaim.com. Thank you and keep up the good work. May the good Lord reward you all, Amen. Finally, to all my friends @ www.samueldpoetry.webs.com
www.poetrypoem.com/samueldpoetry442, www.poetrypublisher.com/samueldpoetry445, www.lovepoemsandpoetry.com/samueldpoetry441, www.myfaithsite.com/samueldpoetryfaith1, etc. thank you all for your love.
  
           AUTHOR’S NOTE
      It gladdens the whole of me, each time the thought and assurance of the fact that the scope of poetry is broader than anyone can mention, comes to my thinking. Poetry can take any form; it can be lyrical or satirical, come in form of praise or in a long narrative form which happens to be the poetic form, I’ve made use of in this book titled CHRISACEDARUTH(The Long Awaited).
     As I’ve said, this book contains more than ten narrative poems in which CHRISACEDARUTH(The Long Awaited) bears the same name with the title of this book and has over two thousand five hundred lines, divided into more than fifteen stanzas. It is the story of a village boy, who happens not to be who he thought he was but later maybe through the help of luck or through the force of fate, or maybe through his personal strives, discovered his true self, his weaknesses, strengths, etc.
  It is also true that the poem: CHRISACEDARUTH(The Long Awaited) is the major reason for this book but I’ve also garnished it with inclusion of other funny, entertaining and educating poems like The Eligible Married Couple 1&2, the most wanted, Detective Tel 1,2,3,4&5; and My Love Promo, which happens to be the favorite of almost all my fans @ www.facebook.com, among others.
     Aside from the fact that the poems are rhyme oriented, I’ve tried and made sure they are sculpted with simple languages and diction. Before you ask me my reason, I’ll tell you that I do not believe in complexity. What’s the essence of turning enjoyment to homework? My paramount aim is to cure your boredom. My major aim is to make this book, your teddy bear, your pet, you can take anywhere and as you read, I believe your boredom will be deleted. Thanks, for your love.
                        Samuel C. Enunwa.


 
   
   MY WEALTHY NEIGHBOUR
He never cheated nature
But pilled himself to labour
At exactly twenty four
He met expected future
Became a famous employer of labour
And poverty couldn’t knock his door
Then sighed and took a resting posture
And slept and slept and snored
And fell from couch to the floor
Yes, he was held by nature
Who? The famous employer of labour
Whom we were once a neighbour
And loved his hardworking nature
He slept and snored on the floor
While they knocked his office door
For they loved his overture
Yet he slept and slept and snored
And slept and slept on the floor
And so scared of his earth departure
They knocked and knocked his office door
And knocked as if to create puncture
And opened and found him on the floor
When broken his office door
“When did oga start this nature?”
They asked and laughed him on the floor
And logged him from the floor
Back to his resting posture
He slept and slept and snored
And sometimes fell on the floor
And feeding became his failure
And was only catered by neighbours
Where he slept and snored
And must be dreaming, I’m sure
Of living with lady he adored
And they talked and toured
And shared a love adventure
Where he slept and snored
At exactly ninety four
He woke from his resting posture
And was a celebration galore
And walked on the floor
Then fell and got final departure
And that my wealthy neighbour
Who was dead on the floor
Taught me not to cheat nature.
               Samuel C. Enunwa. July 13, 2009.

            JUNGLE
Happiness dwindled
As loneliness doubled
And none to rekindle
But while ago were whistles
Shout for passes and dribbles
Songs held their paddles
Till end of the battle
A football battle
Mirthful and memorable
Two elephants wrestled
Grasses had to struggle
At the grassless middle
Fell he who dribbled
Stood and took water bottle
From the first aid people
More than thousand people
Young, old and middle
Aged happy people
Singing were married couples,
Kids and searching singles
Lovers turned compatible
Pretty belles chew bubble
Received short cuddles
As they screamed amidst people
During goals, shots and dribbles
And the pretty one I cuddled
Made the battle memorable
I wished for endless battle
Because of love incomparable
That waited amidst the people
But the final whistle
Changed the people
Made happiness dwindled
And loneliness doubled
It was unbelievable
Only me at the middle
Of chairs, I couldn’t buckle
My shoes, I mingled
With darkness, no candle
To see, I was cripple
And had to struggle
I learnt after the battle
That change was flexible
Though I was able
To escape that silence jungle.
   Samuel C. Enunwa. Sept. 12, 2009.

         JOHNNY AS A KID
One Sunday, immediately after
One a.m, Jonathan Odda
Appeared on earth like other
Children born in Igala
Jonathan Sunday Odda
The son of Mr. Jack Odda
A very skillful welder
And Mrs. Jane Odda
A sweet kola nut seller
Was fair as his father
Not hairy as his mother
Had a brother and a sister
And friends and grandfather
Only called him Johnny Odda
When Jonathan Sunday Odda
Began walk and talk to his mother
His father and every other in Igala
He began to surprise his mother
Father and every other in Igala
And loved to stick to his mother
And they both crossed the Igala boarder
On foot to villages next to Igala
Where she sold her sweet kola
One Sunday, immediately after
Six a. m. Jonathan Odda
Left the side of his mother
Who hadn’t crossed Igala boarder
For she was short of kola
And two years old Johnny Odda
Trekked and crossed Igala boarder
For he missed his female lover
Who happened to be the daughter
A beautiful two years old daughter
Of a major buyer to his mother.
             Samuel C Enunwa Jun. 15, 2010.



   
        AT THE STREAM
I met a beautiful lady at the stream
With no fetching bowl at the stream
“What a beautiful lady at the stream!
Beautiful than the advertisers of cream
She might even be goddess of this stream”
I said to myself at the stream
Then to the beauty …


        UNDER THE SPELL
I wish I was an angel
To feel the feelings people feel
And stay and make them feel
Well when others bid farewell
Because I knew very well
Of a village near a dell
Where a beauty …




       TWO TOMBS
My buttocks and two thumbs
Are sitting on a tomb
Waiting for mother to come
You should know Ukpom
The greatest warrior of Atagom
Slim, dark and handsome
But where does …

ELIGIBLE MARRIED COUPLE 1
Eligible married couples
Soon get into trouble
Offer each other battle
Live so unstable
And uncomfortable
And regret being couple
When the …

      DETECTIVE TEL 1
Hi! I’m Detective Tel
Investigating the death of Micheal
The death of Joseph A. Micheal
Found dead at the street of Sel
Not far from Pleasantry Hotel
The thirty two years old, Micheal
Was dark and huge and tall
And had wavy hair as well
More attractive than I can tell
Married women and mature girls
And those with age I’ll not tell
Will do anything to have Micheal
When I heard the death of Micheal
I became scared than I can tell
And felt this world is a hell
Cried and couldn’t feed well
Took my Bible and my bell
Prayed God rescue from this hell
But who could kill Micheal?
Took and slaughtered A. Micheal?
There was a quarrel between Micheal
And his landlord where he dwelt
And Adam Cole threatened Micheal
Who slept with his girl
And Joseph A. Micheal
Had empty wallet where he fell
Lent money to Campbell
And jilted so many girls
But who could killed Micheal?
Took and slaughtered A. Micheal?
The police and I, Tel
Have locked the suspects in cell
My investigation on Campbell
Showed he paid Micheal
And the landlord of Micheal
Only quarreled with Micheal
Over payment of where he dwelt
And he had paid as well
But couldn’t pick a jilted girl
Or who emptied the wallet of Micheal
And today, Adam Cole died in cell
So who could kill Micheal?
Took and slaughtered A. Micheal?
Who only if I tell
Could suspect me Detective Tel
Took and slaughtered A. Micheal?
For having affair with my wife, Arnabel.
            Samuel C Enunwa Jun. 27, 2010.

       DETECTIVE TEL 2
Hi! I’m Detective Tel
Everybody knows me well
I investigated the death of Micheal
The death of Joseph A. Micheal
Found dead at the street of Sel
Not far from Pleasantry Hotel
I swear, now …

 


  MY LOVE PROMO
Here comes the info
To shorties with no
In this sumptuous promo
Where soft Hi! Wins, Hello!
And makes you my duo
In my attempt to woo.

We’ll date without ado,
Travel and zoom to zoo,
Watch animals like rhino,
Lion, merino and buffalo;
Birds like flamingo,
Puffin, kiwi and cuckoo.

Tour place like Toronto,
Boarding a beautiful jumbo,
Cruising a stretch limo
And by rail, the loco
Making the trip in toto
To places we go.

Visit a beach lido
Where you’ll bask in lilo
While I play waterpolo
Or an American rodeo
By dressing like gaucho
And gallop a bronco.

Party and listen to rondo
Where served burrito or taco
When I dance tango or zydeco
Amidst White, Indian and Negro
Or act opera with libretto
Blended by cello for physio.

Then drive home as love and bro
When the sky is indigo
To pour you some ouzo
In my room with stereo
Playing songs with intro
While you watch my photo.

At this very canto,
Once you aren’t a bimbo
And possess a libido,
I won’t act as bozo,
Loving will be our cameo
To prove our brio.

I’ll move like yo-yo,
Making the process in vivo,
And move to hear Sam o!
Making the process in vitro
So you can call me hero,
And a love supreme.


        CHRISACEDARUTH
          (The Long Awaited)
      
I’m glad, I can be heard
The journey of over hundred
Years, this’ how it stared
The sun over our heads
Was nothing but fire red
Hotter than hell was said
To be; maize, …
The above poems are excerpts from the book titled CHRISACEDARUTH [The Long Awaited] which is available both in hard copy and e-book at www.i-proclaimbookstore.com/poetry/chrisacedaruth(the_long_awaited)
  The poems below are just for you to have a taste of my next book titled “PEOPLE PLACES AND PERSONALITIES” and I’m sure, you’ll derive from it all lessons and fun you wish for. Thank you.

ODE TO THE POET’S CURTAIN
Eh! What a screen with a heavenly picture!
Picturing an artistic fixture,
Turning my bedroom to a museum of culture
That handsomely showcases the native of passion
With the exhibition of heavenly creatures.

Hi! You scattered lightening of illumination!
I embarrassingly cherish your illustration;
What a great explanation!
For illuminating heaven’s innovation.

Oh! You banana shaped fluorescence of harmony!
Harmonizing damsels as the heavenly legacy;
I marvel at your melody
Because you speak from memory
To the best of my memory.

Hello! You specially carved image of passion!
Sitting on the harmonious banana fluorescence
With a crown-like beret of assertion,
Wearing an angelic gown of emergence
Ribbonly embellished for fashion;
What a comely face of continence!
That never conceals emotion
By reproducing an alluring smile
Romanticizing my soul with affection;
All in this heavenly picture.

     HALLE BERY
I’ve blind argued many, many
Beings of this arresting beauty
Till I set my eventually
Double opened nakely
Eyes on Halle Bery
Not in the telly
Not physically
But the cover of Ebony
Where waited she sexily
My friend! My foe!! My family
Now I can bet my money
Bet the whole of my money
With conviction in my belly
That God Almighty
Sculpted Halle Bery
On Monday very early
To possess such a beauty.
       Samuel C Enunwa Mar. 11, 2011

THEY’RE SEARCHING THROUGH GOOGLE
Hi! I’m Enunwa Samuel
I wrote, “Detective Tel”
“Under the Spell”
Plus poems people wanted
And also authored
“How Love Is Treated”
I’ve never wanted to
Tell my story _ true
But people are searching through
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Devilfinder, Ask and Yahoo
To hear the horse’s mouth too
From C.R.I.N Staff School to
Ibadan Grammar School to
The one and only TASUED
Not where I learnt bonjour
I understand English too
Igbo, Yoruba _ ki lo tun ku?
I’ve never wanted to
Tell my story _ true
But people are searching through
Google,
Devilfinder, Ask, and Yahoo
To hear …

      INDEX OF FIRST LINE
And at me she stared…………
And the man regreeted……….
And the shadow of a hand…….
Eh! What a screen with a heavenly picture!......
Eligible married couple………
Everywhere was neat and weeded…
Fylid………………………….
Fylid, I was scared……………
Gently, she held……………...
Happiness dwindled………….
He never cheated nature……...
Here comes the info………….
Hi! I’m Detective Tel………..
Hi! I’m Enunwa Samuel……..
I faintly narrated……………..
“I know”, he said……………
I looked……………………..
I mean, when out of bed……..
I met a beautiful lady at the stream…..
I’m glad, I can be heard………
Immediately morning appeared….
In the village we landed……..
I sat and threw above my head…….
I sat quietly on my bed………
I searched and searched……..
I thought in my head………..
It was sudden descend………
I’ve blind argued many, many….
I was so, so, so scared………
I wish, I was an angel……….
Lying amidst the long dead….
My buttocks and two thumbs…
One Sunday, immediately after…
Someday, I’ll be in heaven……
Suddenly appeared……………
Then father held me and Fred….
Then I called…………………
They learnt human can never be predicted….
They were the ones at our bed….
“This can’t be Helied…………
When they beheaded………….
We trekked and trekked and trekked….
…Your mother narrated………